Objective

To get the hell out of Bosnia!!!  (Quickly)

Functional summary

I was doing this and that for some time.

Employment

1903 - 2001

Unemployed

Education

1999 - 2000

The Highest degree possible (eg. DR. MR. and some other Rs)

References

MY MOTHER

Professional memberships

Member of the Zujevina Chess Club (Bosnia – Herzegovina)

Honorary member of Bihac Refugee Camp

Volunteer experience

The Coca-Cola Plant Project:  Duties: Planning, designing, engineering, building, digging, truck driving, wall painting, cleaning, supervising, cooking, dish washing, laundry, plumbing, constructing, instructing, shit-taking (from basically everyone involved), entertaining,  wining, dining, and singing, dancing, translating speech giving at the actual opening.

Patents and publications

Books:                                                                                            

“Getting in Touch with Your Feminine Side”                               

Publisher:  ‘Bullshit Topics d.o.o. Sarajevo, 2000.                   

Circulation: 3                                                                                      

“User Friendly Guide to Night Clubs in Semizovac”                               

Publisher:  ‘Useful Topics d.o.o. Sarajevo, 2000.                     

Circulation: 3.000.000                                               

Languages

Ja govorila vlro dobra bosanski, and other East European languages

Awards received

-  2000  Best Extra in first Bosnian movie “Mljecni put”                              

 -  2001 Third place in competition for ‘Most Handsome Man’ in category:  

 “American, working for CCB BiH, brown hair, brown eyed, age 35, blood type 0+, with  nick name Mike.

People that have influenced my life

The talented, creative, hard-working, honest, dedicated, reliable, loyal and on top of all: good-looking people from TCCC BiH team (Alma, Belma, Sabrina, Haris, Fedja and Gary).